I am a fucking loser and I like offensive stuff and I cosplay too.

Viljami/97/Finland

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

image

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

officialschool:

do parents forget how to close the door after they have a child

deadlysick:

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

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